Women one liners

Part of the Furniture

Part of the Furniture. Artwork by the author.

A scarlet figure, smeared at the edges with shit brown, obediently bends over and makes herself useful. As a table, she becomes the focal point for the gathering, and therefore, not totally invisible.

Big Bottom Girls

Big Bottom Girl. Artwork by the author

Big bottom implants are great if they work. Unfortunately, too many women are left to deal with one dragging buttock and have to wear maxi-skirts forever more.

Mobius Matters

Mobius Strip Position. Artwork by author.

In an attempt to please her maths professor lover, the girl assumes the Mobius Strip position.